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I want chocolate.
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Sora: Riku how can you choose darkness when you have never accepted the light
Riku: It is because sora you are my light and i am your darkness
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How come these things you say they always seem to grow and haunt me?
I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you
You seem to think that I would let things slide and have you change me
This darkness just won't go away
-Twisted
Darkness
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My mind is made, but not my bed.
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Your just jealous cause I act retarded in public and people still love me!
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I've been playing with fire for a very long time. Sooner or later, I would have gotten burned.
The road to hell, they say, is paved with the best intentions.
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To succeed, is to take what was once only dreamed of, and make it into reality.
"I said, 'Baby, you're a dream'- she said, 'touch me and I'll scream'" XD ~ Tom & Jerry
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Como mi PC es una patata yo digo q todo es una patata, entonces todos somos patatas q vivimos en una patata muy grande en el universo de patatilandia, pero no puede haber vida porque las patatas no tienen vida entonces los incorporeos gobernariamos todo.
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